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Lloyd Kaufman

Lloyd Kaufman

Birthday: 30 December 1945, New York City, New York, USA
Birth Name: Stanley Lloyd Kaufman Jr.
Height: 166 cm

Stanley Lloyd Kaufman never really wanted to make movies, but wanted to work in Broadway musicals. During his years in Yale, though, he got introduced to "B" pictures and the works of Roger ...Show More

Lloyd Kaufman
That's not saying that all mainstream movies are bad. I just recently saw this film called... Incept Show more That's not saying that all mainstream movies are bad. I just recently saw this film called... Inception (2010). I think it was a really low budget movie, it didn't look expensive. But I think Leonardo DiCaprio was pretty good. So there's good stuff. But 90% of it is baby food, you can live off baby food but it's really boring. Hide
The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They'r Show more The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world. They love movies--the art of movies and the business of the movies. Hide
I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, Show more I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously. Hide
The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she m Show more The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows that he or she will never forget the Troma movie. Hide
Troma may let you down when it comes to a lot of things, but never, ever, will we fuck you over when Show more Troma may let you down when it comes to a lot of things, but never, ever, will we fuck you over when it comes to a crushed skull. Hide
I'm working on a movie called Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006). It's about how the mas Show more I'm working on a movie called Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006). It's about how the masses are being fed the Kool-Aid by the major media and then, like zombies, go out and eat junk food. That's what the "Grindhouse" thing is all about. The major media gets word from the giant, devil-worshiping international conglomerates that own it, that say, "Now it's time to promote Dreamgirls", and therefore it's Dreamgirls 24/7. We live in an age of zombies, and it's particularly appropriate that I'm working on a zombie movie. So, here we've got big media saying, "OK, the big conglomerates have produced a movie called "Grindhouse" for 50 million dollars, so let's brainwash everybody into going to see "Grindhouse". Now I, Lloyd Kaufman, have a feeling that "Grindhouse" will be a good movie because Tarantino and the other guy are definitely talented directors, so I'm quite confident it will be worthwhile. Hide
I'm from the '60s but no one has ever accused me of being a hippie. I never had much interest in the Show more I'm from the '60s but no one has ever accused me of being a hippie. I never had much interest in the Woodstock crowd, which partied to change the world, while real people were starving to death in Africa. I never liked Peter Paul & Mary or The Carpenters and, despite being the era of "free love", I still had to pay for it. Hide
In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the eight hours when we stop killing each other and grat Show more In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the eight hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous overeating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die! Hide
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happe Show more I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. Hide
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