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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Zohan Dvir works as a Special Agent and lives with his orthodox parents in Israel. He wants to give up this life full of dangerous encounters with Palestinians. While in the process of apprehending a Palestinian activist known simply as the Phantom, he fakes his death, hides in a dog-kennel on a plane bound for New York, and decides to try his hand as a hair-stylist. He is refused employment initially, but when he offers to work for free, Dahlia hires him as a cleaner. When a hair-stylist named Debbie quits, Zohan replaces her, winning over elderly female clientèle, and falling in love with Dahlia herself. Before Zohan could propose to her, Dahlia's landlord, Walbridge, who has been raising rents regularly, hires skinhead goons to terrorize the neighborhood, creates misunderstandings between Jews, Muslims, Arabs, and Palestinians, and drives them out, so as to enable him to construct a new building which is topped by a roller coaster. When Zohan decides to confront these skinheads, he...
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22 December 1928, East Orange, New Jersey, USA
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22 April 1926, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
17 June 1979, São Paulo, São Paulo, Brazil
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As a remedy for the Mideast's woes, American pluralism might be slightly impractical; but as a premise for a summer comedy, it's real enough to be funnyJuly 06, 2010
The idea that the unholy trinity of Sandler, regular cohort Rob Schneider, and director Dennis Dugan could re-unite after ...Chuck and Larry begs the question: just how much did these guys sell their souls to get another film green lit?June 16, 2008
I'm all for politically incorrect humor, but there has to be humor in the political incorrectness, and I didn't get it here.July 29, 2015
It's perhaps not much of a schtick, but it's a cohesive schtick, with the sub-schticks of the entire cast well integrated in support and counterpoint.October 24, 2008
...the latest in a long line of underwhelming Adam Sandler comedies...August 15, 2008
Another sloppily concocted and naggingly non-controversial pretext for Sandler to pelvic thrust his way though a succession of increasingly wacky fish-out-of-water situations.December 28, 2010
I know someone out there must like these things, because Sandler keeps getting the money to make what is turning out to be the same movie over and over again, but I must not be tuned into his comedy wavelength.June 09, 2008
Director Dennis Dugan knows his way around shin-whacking slapstick, and Sandler is mesmerizing.July 18, 2008
Zohan is both exponentially stranger than Larry and about twice as amusing.October 18, 2008
The ideas and some of the individual bits in Zohan work, but the crudeness of the execution undermines the results.June 16, 2008
This moviegoer has no trouble with lowbrow comedy. The problem with Zohan, however, is that it's like a kid who tells you a silly joke, gets a laugh, and immediately tells the same joke again.